My firt day of school....

JOHN, let me tell you what happend to day, man what a day.
First im late for school, then soon as i get to the red light
i ran out of gas.Im lucky because i have a 72' super bettle, so
i push it to the nearest gas station which is 5 miles away.

PUMP my gas to the fullest,i looked up and saw a beautiful women
walking my way and looked at me and said:" MY WATER JUST BROKE " so i drop
the pump spilling gas over my alligator shoes. I told her hurry up
run. I pass veteran's parkway, run over the medium, ran all the red
lights jump the curb flew straight in to the emergency room doors,
rip open the passenger side door frame with my bear hand and
SAW A BEAUTIFUL GIRL. Swoop her up with my left hand carried the
beautiful women over my right shoulder ran a 100 yards to the labor room.

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Running back to my car i put it in reverse burn the tires, going on veterans
and boom a old 98 years old lady hit me i flip over 29 times. So i look at
the time and ran with one bad leg and the other leg fine as it could be
made it to class on my hands and knees out of breath ask the class where
is the teacher to be; the students answer in unity and said some nut case
drove her through the emergency room and left her there, she was 9 months
pregnant, the guy who saved her lift the car off of her and said
" HAVE A NICE DAY " and went to class...

author: pedro ruiz
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