Under the Rug
 What do you see in this picture? I tell you who he is,
His name is Jeffery Watkins, corporate salesman , former stock broker and a father of
Three young girls. He’s having a long day at work, then went to the parking lot and found
Out his car was gone. After making a police report, he walks home finding mail sticking
out Of his old crafted , ragedy mailbox of his that he made himself.
He open the mail, that been sent by the sheriff dept. Why would they send me a
notice By mail , he wonder because he never been in trouble with the law before. Soon as
he did he was Furious it was divorce papers that his wife secretly made with her off again , on again secret lover Lawyer of hers.
In the notice it say he did not made enough money for her so she need to be with
somebody That could provide her every need. Relaxed in his beat up sofa , legs spread
apart and lay his head Back against the wall . When suddenly he felt something crawing
on his leg, he jump up with the Quickness and got battle ready went straight to the
kitchen and got a chair and started to get big hits At the wild animal that was under his rug.
Two weeks has passed before, when he found a big snot nose rat the size of a
house cat With big bulging red eye’s that will even scare freedy couger. Floating like a
butterfly and stinging Like a bee whap!! He hit the monster he’s all over the rug whap!! It
stop moving after hours of chasing It he’s out of breath get to his knees and slowly lifts
up the rug. Oh oh!! It was his precious wife’s favorite Cat while that little basterd don’t
have to worry about that no more.
“Ding, Don “ the bell rang at the door who could it be at the door, he clean up the
mess under the rug. Gently went to the door like nothing happened and open to see his
girls standing there , wife in hand And ask to come back home. I wonder how she is going
to act when she found out he killed her favorite cat.
THE END
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Friday, September 30, 2011
Alice in wonderland
Alice in wonderland
There was a story that my grandfather once told me, a long time
Ago about a young girl trapped in a well. Her name was Alice, she belong
To the superrich , high-class of England I supposed. One day she took a
Trip down the yellow brick road , even after her well to do Mother told
her not, wonder off anyway she did and was always curious.
She ventured off to far , as the road got longer and longer she
stumble upon a pretty rose , bright and long stem with a beautiful sent of
cherry roses, mangos and many more.
As she lean over to smell the gentle rose , a noise was coming
Near. Thrashing against the bushes thought to her self “Must be some
Wild animal of some sought, out to get me “ she slowly walk away
expecting a beast with fangs like a wild boar heaving for its prey.
Came near and near and closer and closer. Alice was scared witless
She was backing away and atlas a silly rabbit came out from the bushes
“hello, im sorry but im late, im late have to go have to go” amazed Alice
Never saw a rabbit with a top hat and long coat especially a red and gold
strips full of hearts. The silly rabbit said “ Nice to meet , but I have to go ,
have to go” and ran back to the bushes in a hurry.
“Wait!!” Alice said , follow the rabbit with great long strides like a
gazelle fleeing its prey, ran and ran, bushes in her way, swapping vines
from her long golden locks of hair until there was no more. As she
stumble upon a opening of the fields all she saw was mountains ,
fountains beautiful sky’s raiment of orange, red, and purple.
“ Have to go , have to go , im late im late “ she saw the silly rabbit again
this time looking at a diamond crusted, pocket watch must
Be a Rolex, I may say and jump in a well that was not much wide
And very much long and deep, and disappear in the night of the well.
There was a story that my grandfather once told me, a long time
Ago about a young girl trapped in a well. Her name was Alice, she belong
To the superrich , high-class of England I supposed. One day she took a
Trip down the yellow brick road , even after her well to do Mother told
her not, wonder off anyway she did and was always curious.
She ventured off to far , as the road got longer and longer she
stumble upon a pretty rose , bright and long stem with a beautiful sent of
cherry roses, mangos and many more.
As she lean over to smell the gentle rose , a noise was coming
Near. Thrashing against the bushes thought to her self “Must be some
Wild animal of some sought, out to get me “ she slowly walk away
expecting a beast with fangs like a wild boar heaving for its prey.
Came near and near and closer and closer. Alice was scared witless
She was backing away and atlas a silly rabbit came out from the bushes
“hello, im sorry but im late, im late have to go have to go” amazed Alice
Never saw a rabbit with a top hat and long coat especially a red and gold
strips full of hearts. The silly rabbit said “ Nice to meet , but I have to go ,
have to go” and ran back to the bushes in a hurry.
“Wait!!” Alice said , follow the rabbit with great long strides like a
gazelle fleeing its prey, ran and ran, bushes in her way, swapping vines
from her long golden locks of hair until there was no more. As she
stumble upon a opening of the fields all she saw was mountains ,
fountains beautiful sky’s raiment of orange, red, and purple.
“ Have to go , have to go , im late im late “ she saw the silly rabbit again
this time looking at a diamond crusted, pocket watch must
Be a Rolex, I may say and jump in a well that was not much wide
And very much long and deep, and disappear in the night of the well.
Monday, September 26, 2011
My firt day of school....
JOHN, let me tell you what happend to day, man what a day.
First im late for school, then soon as i get to the red light
i ran out of gas.Im lucky because i have a 72' super bettle, so
i push it to the nearest gas station which is 5 miles away.
PUMP my gas to the fullest,i looked up and saw a beautiful women
walking my way and looked at me and said:" MY WATER JUST BROKE " so i drop
the pump spilling gas over my alligator shoes. I told her hurry up
run. I pass veteran's parkway, run over the medium, ran all the red
lights jump the curb flew straight in to the emergency room doors,
rip open the passenger side door frame with my bear hand and
SAW A BEAUTIFUL GIRL. Swoop her up with my left hand carried the
beautiful women over my right shoulder ran a 100 yards to the labor room.
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Running back to my car i put it in reverse burn the tires, going on veterans
and boom a old 98 years old lady hit me i flip over 29 times. So i look at
the time and ran with one bad leg and the other leg fine as it could be
made it to class on my hands and knees out of breath ask the class where
is the teacher to be; the students answer in unity and said some nut case
drove her through the emergency room and left her there, she was 9 months
pregnant, the guy who saved her lift the car off of her and said
" HAVE A NICE DAY " and went to class...
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First im late for school, then soon as i get to the red light
i ran out of gas.Im lucky because i have a 72' super bettle, so
i push it to the nearest gas station which is 5 miles away.
PUMP my gas to the fullest,i looked up and saw a beautiful women
walking my way and looked at me and said:" MY WATER JUST BROKE " so i drop
the pump spilling gas over my alligator shoes. I told her hurry up
run. I pass veteran's parkway, run over the medium, ran all the red
lights jump the curb flew straight in to the emergency room doors,
rip open the passenger side door frame with my bear hand and
SAW A BEAUTIFUL GIRL. Swoop her up with my left hand carried the
beautiful women over my right shoulder ran a 100 yards to the labor room.
http://ptcoffeeshop.com
Running back to my car i put it in reverse burn the tires, going on veterans
and boom a old 98 years old lady hit me i flip over 29 times. So i look at
the time and ran with one bad leg and the other leg fine as it could be
made it to class on my hands and knees out of breath ask the class where
is the teacher to be; the students answer in unity and said some nut case
drove her through the emergency room and left her there, she was 9 months
pregnant, the guy who saved her lift the car off of her and said
" HAVE A NICE DAY " and went to class...
author: pedro ruiz
http://ptcoffeeshop.com
http://marketingking101@gmail.com
http://pokermaster101.com
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Monday, September 12, 2011
WHAT THE WEATHER HAS TO DO WITH THE STOCK MARKET?
WHAT THE WEATHER HAS TO DO WITH THE STOCK MARKET?
Almost everything, if you don’t noticed by now how people lose there
Money and homes when hurricanes come through. Somebody has to clean it
Up and it’s not free, so if company A has a contract with the government agency
Like FEMA, that builds up revenue.
Have you noticed lately your electric bill how its high and they are blaming
It on the economy? Just blame it on the hurricane season it’s the season to make money
Why? Because the colder it gets the more you have to spent to heat your home and the more
You have to pay to keep up with the prices.
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Oil refinery‘s and reserved oil basin that united states have is plenty but we can’t
Use for the simple fact is if we spent it we would have none left. When hurricane Katrina
Came to Louisiana and destroy the oil well and stop production. Then you had the BP explosion
Everything is connected to the news so the next time you see the stock market and watch the
Weather reports pay careful attention to the market example these industries will go up:
Energy, plastic, oil, utility companies and these are the industry that will suffer:
Transportion, customer service, hospitality industry
Stock symbol: xom-exxon mobile marriot-mar
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Almost everything, if you don’t noticed by now how people lose there
Money and homes when hurricanes come through. Somebody has to clean it
Up and it’s not free, so if company A has a contract with the government agency
Like FEMA, that builds up revenue.
Have you noticed lately your electric bill how its high and they are blaming
It on the economy? Just blame it on the hurricane season it’s the season to make money
Why? Because the colder it gets the more you have to spent to heat your home and the more
You have to pay to keep up with the prices.
SPONSOR:
http://ptcoffeeshop.com http://marketingking101.com http://pokermaster101.com
Oil refinery‘s and reserved oil basin that united states have is plenty but we can’t
Use for the simple fact is if we spent it we would have none left. When hurricane Katrina
Came to Louisiana and destroy the oil well and stop production. Then you had the BP explosion
Everything is connected to the news so the next time you see the stock market and watch the
Weather reports pay careful attention to the market example these industries will go up:
Energy, plastic, oil, utility companies and these are the industry that will suffer:
Transportion, customer service, hospitality industry
Stock symbol: xom-exxon mobile marriot-mar
Cvx- chevron csx-csx
YOU COULD LEAVE A COMMENT @
http://marketingking101.blogspot.com
http://twitter.com/marketingking10
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
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